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Dogs have owners, cats have staff. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. -Leonardo da Vinci
A dog has one aim in life...to bestow his heart. -JR Ackerley
Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture. -Jacqelyn Mitchard
We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals. - Immanual Kant
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself. -Josh Billings
Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. -Wesley Bates
A dog maybe a man's best friend but a horse made history.
The dog represents all that is best in man.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went...Will Rogers
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person... Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. In return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate...Sigmund Freud
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down... Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons... James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man... Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give Fido only two of them.
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
Husband and dog missing, reward for dog.
Some days you're the dog... Somedays the hydrant.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.